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Thursday, March 9th, 2006
7:23 am	6 questions so............... i haven't been on here in forever, forgot my password once and gave up til just a lil bit ago, i never make any real posts but i found this one and liked it so....... DO IT! Ask me a question about EACH of the following: - Friends - Sex - Music - Religion - Love - Livejournal No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked!  Totally stole this from ash, who stole it from snitty. Thanks! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
11:31 am	Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June royal_red and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I gave lizzierunner05 a kidney (1000 points). In November I helped theloudmouth across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed sexdrivengirl's flat tire (15 points). In February I gave elle_see a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been nice (1021 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, lilwhiskeygirl3 Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: ~thanks ashley! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
5:31 pm	HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 laughing eyes 4 well-shaped legs 4 loving arms 2 firm milk containers 2 nuts 1 fur-lined mixing bowl 1 firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3.If cake rises, Uh Oh!!!! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
2:33 am	fuck, i need to go to bed, i have pretty much given up, this sucks, i have been drinking since noon today, and i am about ready to pass out in mel's dorm (By Myself) WOO FUCKING HOO!!! (Comment on this)
2:13 am	wtf i am so pissed how come b/c you're nice you get screwed over all the frickin time and it sucks, i have pretty much given up, so much for all of my friends hanging out for the weekend, that definately didn't happen and idk. i'm sure you've heard how they say you loose the majority of your friends you had in high school, i never wanted to believe it and i thought for sure it wouldn't happen but after this weekend i can totally see it, it's b/c ppl change and in my case, my friends, it's not for the better.........unfortunately .:sigh:. honestly, it's kinda unfortunate and a tid bit depressing. WOW this sucks ~feel free to comment, if you wish and for those of you who een read this i appreciate it, thanks! by the way THIS WEEKEND WASN'T ALL IT WAS CRACKED UP TO BE! yay to malibou and coke, the ONLY thing i could count on ALL fucking weekend! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
4:06 pm	CENTRAL/WESTERN WEEKEND!!!!! w/ mel, chrissy, kelly, sheena, cole, oko, and others!!!! ~one night down one night to go so far what we've learned @ western: ~NO means NO and passesd out out doesn't mean YES ~don't hop fences tying to run from the cops when you don't know how to hop fences, see: sheena and amanda more to come!  (Comment on this)
Friday, November 11th, 2005
5:05 am	Can You Figure These Out? 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away? 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday? 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching! ~special note to chelsea s.: i particularly thought of you when i found this, if you can figure any of them out, let me know!!! <3 Sarah p.s. i think i may know a coupole! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 6th, 2005
9:01 pm	according to a test that doctor phil gave this is what i am: 31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. ~isn't that the truth?~ <3 Current Mood: excited (3 Comments |Comment on this)
7:04 pm	definately drank AGAIN last night. i only had a couple and was already feeling it, OH MAN we made this punch stuff it was amazing!!!!!!! (like an orgasim in your mouth) speaking of orgasim in your mouth, i had some gum that was definately just that! (thanks kel)  Kelly Kort was home for the weekend and we went and partied it up with all the Lake Orion kids, man i have to start hanging out w/ them more often.  OMG they effing were watching STAR WARS, for real, who does that?? me and kel stayed the night and i cleaned up in the morning (wow, i'm such a mom) lol, alrighty.  This week is gonna go by so effing slow, but next weekend PAR-TAY!!! wastern! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 5th, 2005
12:28 pm	so last night we all (everyone from OU, kathy, andy, me, tom, chelsea, steve, jenny, and dale) went up to andy's farm (yeah, and they all thought i lived in BFE) we had BBQ and a bonfire (fun stuff) I got trashed, drank way too much way too fast, i just about finished off a whole 5th of malibou all by myself, i had a couple of absolute mandrin shots, and a beer or two (lol, that'll do it) and i was passed out by 11, didn't feel too good this mornig either, good times good times, and guess what, i'm doing it all over again tonight but with the good old LO kids and ryan <3 (love that kid) and KELLY KORT too, yay, she's home for the weekend and she's gonna "stay the night at my house", riiight! <3 ya'll   Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
1:27 pm	my virtual pet! thanks mel!!! (Comment on this)
Saturday, October 29th, 2005
12:03 pm	~many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. to handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart ~anger is only one letter short of danger. if someone betrays you once, it is his fault; if he betrays you twice, it is your fault ~great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people ~he who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith, loses all ~beautiful people are accidents of nature ~learn mistakes of others. you can't live long enough to make them all yourself ~friends, you and me......you brouught another friend and then there were three, we started our group. our circle of friends... there is no beginning or end ~YESTERDAY is history, TOMORROW is a mystery, TODAY is a gift (Comment on this)
11:28 am	i don't understand why people act the way they do, they can be totally cool one day and a complete ass the next FOR NO REASON. people who you thought were "freinds" are totally turning out to be something completely different, not friends at all. and then there are those people that you were sure were friends and BAM they don't act like it, they ignore you, join in on making comments about, let people say stuff about you and they don't stick up for you one bit, even though you would do ANYTHING for them. People can really be cruel WHY?? i am so glad that my TRUE friends are coming home and i will be able to spend most of the weekend with them, actually i can almost see them i just don't want to wait, they are actually probably on their way home as we speak!! yay! IT JUST SUCKS Current Mood: lonely (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
9:50 am	trick-or-treating Why trick-or-treating is better than sex: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you are someone else, because you are! 5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. And the number one reason trick-or-treating is better than sex...... 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!!! (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 24th, 2005
11:24 am	Sarah needs to learn how laws are made Sarah needs a cold shower Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port Sarah needs a root canal Sarah needs to start dating again Sarah needs a haircut Sarah needs your help Sarah needs comforting Sarah needs to feel peaceful Sarah needs a crown ~go to google.com and type in your name and the word "needs" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
9:16 am	cocktails all around! How to make a lilwhiskeygirl3 Ingredients: 3 parts intelligence 1 part silliness 3 parts energy Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy! Username: Personality cocktail From Go-Quiz.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
12:13 pm	ATTN: GIRLS (and any boys for that matter) since i've seen a lot of my friends and co-workers really upset lately over guys, i've decided BOYS SUCK, all girls know it, and in fact all guys know it too (some are even proud) they can't help it, i know, it's in their blood (eh, what can you do) but us girls we can be bitches (and we know it) but we do something about it (usually it's that time of month, but whatever) we take midol, motrin, whatever your remedy may be, we take medicine to lessen our cramps and bloating and all the other wonderous things that happen to us during that time, because of these medicines, we aren't as crabby and a bit less bitchy, so guys guess what? you can do something about it too. don't be an ass hole just because you can, or if you are, try to lessen it a bit, don't be an ass hole ALL the frickin time, JUST B/C YOU CAN, it's not fair, period ~Me and some fellow girl-friends declared this month as National ASS HOLE month, for all those guys (and maybe some girls too) who are being complete ass holes, this month is dedicated to you, not b/c we wnat to recogonize OR celebrate you, but just to put you out there, let everyone know that you are an ass hole! THANK YOU ~Sarah *if anyone wants to give me names i'd be gald to start compiling a list Current Mood: irritated (5 Comments |Comment on this)
12:46 am	FIRST..... First best friend: kara burns.........i think First Car: 1994 ford explorer (totaled) First kiss: lmao, good times good times First piercing/tattoo: 7 yrs. old, top of ear (cartiledge??) First big trip: myrtle beach (hell yeah, it then became a yearly tradition, that now is no longer) First flight: 3 yrs. ago (florida, spring break) First time to Pennsylvania: white water rafting (about 7-8 yrs. ago) First concert: hanson (you tell me when, idk, whenever they were "in") First Alcoholic Drink: a wine cooler, and a mike's (both w/ danyeal, about 4 yrs ago) First ticket violation: never had one! First job: lifeguard at GLAC (great lakes athletic club, lake orion) First date: lol, don't remember LASTS..... Last car ride: today on my way home from school? Last Kiss: sat. (ugh) Last time you cried: couldn't tell ya (i have no idea) Last movie watched: flight plan?? Last food you ate: a chocolate chip cookie..... mmmm....... Last item bought: shirt @ mall (miller light ladies' night) Last alcoholic drink: beer..........no, canadian mist & dr. pepper Last concert: brooks & dunn/big & rich Last phone call: AMANDA!!!!!!!! Last time at the mall: sat. Last friend you added on MYSPACE: accepted friend: lindsay CURRENT..... Current Best Friend: too many, (sheena, cole, chrissy, kelly, melissa) Current Car: tan '93 ford explorer Current drink: nada Current activity: updating lj Current annoyance: cold hands and feet (my house is effing freezing) Current mood: so so, kinda cold, kinda tired, bored, need of sleep ~LOL, just in case y'all were wonderin! <3 muah! Current Mood: see above ^ (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 4th, 2005
7:46 pm	What grade would you give me? GRADES: F : your so damn fugly. Your looks are gross. D : damn you cant even walk outside with out the ground you walk on C- : Your just someone I dont want to talk to okay? C : Your okay looking I guess, but definetly not the best. C+ : Your, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes? B- : Hey your kind of cool. Your kind of cute too. B : Your cute. And your a pretty interesting person. B+ : Pretty damn attractive, and cool too. A- : Your extremely attractive, and your awesome,i'd kiss you A : REALLY hot, I want you here now. Lets get it on. A+ : THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD A++ : the hottest ever and i wanna bang you now! Current Mood: productive (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
11:32 pm	eh, what the hell, why not? 1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? -- eyes 2. How much cash do you have on you? $4 3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST": best 4. Favorite planet? -- um.... earth 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? jessie 6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? ringer #1 (nextel) 7. What shirt are you wearing? armada football 2004 8. Do you "label" yourself? not really 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing? none 1o. Bright or Dark Room? dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? he's a pretty funny guy 12. Ever "spilled the beans"? yep 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? internet 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? I miss u :( 2 days tho this is goin be the best weekend ever! i cant wait!!! love ya tons:-D night 15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners? nope 16. What's a saying that you say a lot? fyi 17. Who told you they loved you last? mom (awe) 18. Last furry thing you touched? slippers 19. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past Three Days? 0 2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? 0 21. Favorite age you have been so far? 16 22. Your worst enemy? don't know 23 What is your current desktop picture? yellow tulips 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? i'm sry 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret? a million bucks, i could pay off my regret! 26. Do you love/ like someone? yep Current Mood: blah (3 Comments |Comment on this)